joke

santa-banta 1 dawat me gaye,
1 aadmi ne unse pucha,
aap kaun ?
santa- me ladke walo ki side se,
banta- aur me ladki walo ki side se,
aadmi- kutto, yaha terahbi chal rahe hai.......

ye pyaar ka bhandhan bhi,
kitna ajeeb hota hai...

<< ae_dost >>

mil jaaye to baatein lambi,
aur
bichad jaye to yaadein lambi.......

for angel

uski mohabbat ki hifazat,
kuch iss tarah se ki hum ne...

>> ae_dosto >>

jab kabhi kisi ne maohabbat se dekha,
nazarein jhuka li humane......

itne bure na the jo thukra, 
diya tumane hume........
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aye_jaan
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tere apane faisale par ek din,
tujhe afsos hoga.........

majburiyon ko hum aankhon me chupa lete hain,
hum kaha rote hai halat rula dete hain,
hum to har pal yaad karate hai aapko,
par aap yaad na karne ka illjam laga dete hain.........

ek arjoo

yahi ek arjoo rahi dil me muddat se,
tu hume chahe dil ki shiddat se,
bahut viran hai zindagi mere,
tu nawaj de hame aakar mohabbat se.........

har shaks ko bana deta hu,
mili nazar to fasana bana deta hu,
dil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujhse,
har dil ko dhadakana aur hasna sikha deta hu......

funny

pta hai titanic kaise dooba tha.?
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..

blu blu blu blu
tubuk,tubuk,
poooing
pooing
haso mat yaaro
its a sad story..........

for angel

thanku very much angel...itne bade andhere se ujale me lane k liy...........

hamare chale jane k bad

hamare chale jane k baad,
tere sath kata hua waqt,
tujhse pucha karega,
kaha chala gya wo shaks jo,
tere naraj hone par tujhe manata tha,
jo tere rone par tujhe seene se laga chupata tha,
bolo kaha chala gya wo shaks.......

suno.....

suno,
chup-2 se na raha karo,
yun veham ho jata hai,
kahi khafa to ni ho,
kahi udas to ni ho,
tum bolati achchi lagti ho,
tum daante achchi lagati ho,
kbhi sharat se to kbhi gusse se,
tum hansate achchi lagati ho,
suno,
chup-2 si na raha karo........

ek din aapke

ek din aapke liye bhatakna chod denge,
yaad me aapke tadapna chod denge,
tab bahut rouge aakar tum hamare paas,
jab hamari dhadkan dil ka sath chod denge......

for angel.....

kisi gumnaam shayar ne kya khoob kaha hai......
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tanhai is kadar raas aa gaye hai..
ki apna saaya bhi sath ho to
bheed si lagti hai........

true message

true msg from bhagwat geeta:
your mind is your greatest power,
if you control it,
but,
your mind is your greatest enemy,
if it uncontrols you..!

nice quotes :-)

jeewan us insaan k sath bitaye,
jo apko khusi de,
uske sath ni, 
jise aapko hamesha prabhavit karna pade....

umar kya kahu kafi nadan hai.....

umar kya kahu kafi nadan hai meri,
sabse has k milana pehchan hai meri,
apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to hamse miliye,
dil ko repair karane ki dukan hai meri........

funny

boy: kitne bhai behan ho?
girl: six
boy: maa baap ko or koi kaam ni tha kya?
girl: tum kitane bhai behan ho?
boy: one!
girl: baap me dam ni tha kya...!

morning

sooraj ki kirane "welcome" keh rahi hai,
ek thandi hawa dastak de rahe hai,
chukar dekho is najare ko jara,
ek pyari si subah aapko "gd morning" keh rahe hai....

chand aur mein

mene chand se pucha ki mera gift kya hai,
to chand ne kaha hai koi super special sundar ehsas,
jo tumase dur baitha kar raha hai teri aas,
har pal har lamha jeene ko tere sath,
de de tu usko apna hanth...

mene chand se pucha fir uska kya hai nam,
tere labon ki pyas hai saanson ki aas hai,
tere zindagi ka jaam hai, teri bhasa me "angel" uska nam hai..

mene fir chand se pucha kaisi hai wo dikhane me,
to chand ne kaha ki uske alawa tumane koi dekha na hoga sundar,
dekhte he usko jee karega basa lu dil k andar,
seene se laga lu, dil me chupa lu,
pani me aag hai, andhere me chirag hai,
dard me marham hai, usko khone se bada na koi gum hai
ayese hai wo...

fir mene chand se pucha kya mere uske sath setting ho sakti hai,
to chand kaha, wo ayese pari hai,
tere zindagi ki anokhi kari hai,tere pyar ki lari hai,
tujhpe chaee hai, tere zindagi me samai hai,
tere uske sath setting upar se hokar aaye hai...

fir mene chand se kaha ki maine to uska dil dukhaya hai bahut,
to chand ne kaha ki murakh bebkoof,
kuch kar jaldi isse pehale wo jaye choot..

to mene kaha kya karu,
to chand ne kaha jis kadi me tum dono ho bandhe,
us kadi me jiyo jindagi se milakar kanddhe,
sun meri bat,na dega koi tera sath,
hai ek he jo hai tere dil se dil ki dhadkan,
wo he hai tere tarpan,
mana lo usko, chance do khudko...

fir mene chand se kaha ki me jeena chahta hu uski bahon me,
me urana chahta hu uski panhao me,
pyar karna chahta hu uske seene se lag kar,
umar bhar k liy umar bhar k liye....

to chand ne kaha abhi ni hui hai der ,
wo he tere zindagi ki surat hai, seerat hai, khwaish hai,
tu uske pyar ki aajmaish hai,
ni hone dena uske aazmaish ko fail..

fir mene kaha chand ko ki me use manaunga,
jee bhar k chahunga,
aitbar karunga...

to chand ne kaha ki aage kya karna hai, ye bhi mujhe batana padega kya,
to mene kaha ni aage jo karunga wo me khud he apni jaanu ko kar k bataunga.....

mere aansu

jab bhi likhta hu apne dard ki khani,
mere aansu meri tehreer mita dete hain.....

yunhi kisi ki yaad me kbhi na rona,
itne anmol aansu fijool me na bahana,
agar rona to unke liye rona jo aap par nisar ho,
unke liye kbhi na rona jinke aashiq hazar ho........

pyar insan se karo
uski aadat se ni
rutho unki baato se
unse ni
bhulo unki galtiyon ko
unhe ni
qnki unse badhkar
is duniya me koi ni.....

yad ni karoge to bhula bhi na sakoge,
mera khyal zehan se mita bhi na sakoge,
ek bar jo tum mere gam se miloge,
to sari umar muskura na sakoge...

kaise kahu ki apna bana lo mujhe,
bahon me apni sama lo mujhe,
aaj himmat kar k kehata hu ki,
me tumhara hu ab tumhe samhalo mujhe........

good morning

suraj ugata hai aap ke kadmo ki aahat se,
hatr kali khilati hai aapke jagne se,
jyada mat soiye ab jagiye,
kyunki har subah hoti hai aapke muskurane se....


aankhon me khusi,
labon par hansi,
gam ka kahe nam na ho,
har subah laye aapke liye itni khusiyan,
jiski kbhi sham na ho....


subah subah ek paigam dena hai,
apko subah ka pehala salam dena hai,
gujare pura din aaka khusiyon me,
apki subah ko khusurat sa nam dena hai....


chai ki pyali me teri tasveer najar aate hai,
tere khyalon me khokar chai bhi thandi ho jati hai...
good morning....



gooooooooooodiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   morning  &   have a rocccccccccking dayyyyyy.....

zindagi humse daga kar rahe hai,
warna hum bhi jeete zindagi k liy,
zindagi humara dil tod rahe hai,
aur maut humse dil laga rahe hai.......

sukhe patton ki tarah
bikhare the hum,
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kisi ne sameta bhi to sirf,
jalane k liye........
      :-(

chubhate hain kaante teri yaadon k,
to kya hua,
khusbu phool ki tere aangan me,
na mehaka du to kehana,
tum dur ho meri nazaron se,
to kya hua,
tasbeer teri aankhon me na,
basa le to kehana,
ujad gya jo chaman mere armano ka ,
to kya hua,
bhaaro se tera aashiyana na,
saja de to kehana,
na samjho tum hame apna,
to kya hua,
tere intejar me sadiyan na,
bita de to kehana..........

is tarah pyar ni hota

dard hai dil me par ehsas ni hota,
rotra hai dil jab koi apna paas ni hota,
barbad ho gaye hum unki mohabbat me,
or wo kehate hain ki is tarah pyar ni hota..........

romantic shayari

wo pyari si baate teri,
wo pyari si awaj teri,

wo pyari se muskan teri,
mujhe pagal he bana gaye,

wo pyara sa ehsas tera,
mujhko mujhse he chura le gya,

mera dil churakar le jana tera,
hans hans kar bante karna tera,

choti choti baaton par pareshan ho jana tera,
or mujhe dekhte he khusi se muskurana tera,

mujhse gale milkar mujhme he ho jana tera,
mere god me sir rakhkar so jana tera,

pyar aur dosti ko tumane sath me bakhubi se nibhaya hai,
inhi dilkash baton se tumane mujhe apna banaya hai.........

tera sath

kuch ayesa ho ye sham dhale,
koi hanth me thame hanth mera,
koi le k mujhko sath chale,
koi baithe mere pas me,
mere hanth pe apna hanth dhare,
aur ponch k aansu aankho se,
wo dheere se ye bat kahe,
yun tanha safar ab katta ni,
chalo hum bhi tumhare sath hain.......

funny shayari

1 indian army man plane se jump karte huye bola,
"jay kali maa"

or mar gaya, jab upar gya,
kali maa boli :"kali hogi teri maa"
ab main bhi fair & lovely lagati hu.

kaash

Kash wo samajhti is dil ki tadap ko,
to hume yun ruswa na karte,
unke ye berukhi julm bhi manjoor the hume,
bas ek bar hame samajh to liya hota.......

miss u angel

gum ni wahan jahan fasana ho aapka,
khusi bhi dhundati hai har pal fasana aapka,
aap udas na hona kbhi zindagi me,
bahut achcha lagta hai hume muskurana aapka...

rishte

Rishte sheeshe ki tarah hote hain,
jab bhi inhe dekhoge,
aap he aap najar aaoge,
par agar aapne ise tod diya to,
apne aapko he bikhara hua paaoge....

fact

ek sachcha chahane bala aapse,
har tarah ki baatein share karega,
magar !
dhokha dene wala aapse sirf,
apko achchi lagane bali he baate karega......

good night shayari

Tanha jab dil hoga,apko aawaj diya karenge,
rat me sitaron se aapka jikar kiya karenge,
aap aayen ya na aayen humare khwabon me,
hum bas aapke intejar me so jaya karenge......

taron ki chadar ,
chand ki takiya,
suhana ho mausam aur phulo ki khatiya,
sapno me ho kisi apno se batiya,
aisi ho apki aane bali jindage ki har ratiya........
Good night & Swt dream..........

I m ur frnd

Duniya me kabhi apki jeet hogi,
to hum garv se kahenge...
"that's-my-friend"
aur apki haar hui to hanth pakad ke,
aapke pas bethenge aur kahenge,
"i m ur frnd"....

Bachpana shayari

jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tammana thi,
magar ab pata chala ki,
"adhure ehsas aur tute sapno" se achcha to,
"adhure homework aur tute khilone" he the........

Love shayari

jis cheez se mohabbat ki jaye,
uske bare me jada sochna ni chaiye,
kyunki,
soch shaq ko janam deti hai,
aur,
shaq mohabbat ko khatam kar deti hai......

i thinking you

Sirf do kadam dur kinara hoga,
socho kitna khubsurat wo nazara hoga,
bus dil jo kahe wo karna,
fir dekhna jo tum sochoge,
wo tumhara hoga........

Miss you shayari

Dhire-dhire umar kat jati hai,
zindagi yado ki kitab ban jati hai,
kabhi kisi ki yad bahut tadpati hai,
to,
kabhi yadon k sahare zindagi kat jati hai.....

Miss you

purani haveli k
peeche wale khandar ki
samane wali futi hiu
deewar par lagi
tuti tasveer k peeche lage
jale me fase machar ki kasam 
I MISS YOU YAR

Funny shayari

"don't laugh"
lady to dr.
mera beta motorcycle se gir gya....!
:
doctor = i don't know hindi plz speak in english,
:
lady = my londa gironda from hero honda.....





2 seater helicopter santa k,
ghar k paas me gir,
santa banta aur uske ristedar,
rahat kam me jut gaye,
aur
600 laashe bahar nikal laye,
bad me pata chala,
helicopter qabristan me gira tha.....

frndship msg

dost wo ni jo aap k kam aaye
dost wo h jo apki t-shirt mang kar le jaye
aur kbhi wapas na de,

dost wo ni jo apko treat de
dost wo hai jo aap k ghar aaye
aur kahe aaj kya paka hai
jo bhi hai jaldi se le aa,

dost wo ni jo call kar k aaye
dost wo h jo ghar k samane
aakar msg kare kamine bahar aa,

dost wo ni jo janaze me aaye
dost wo h jo kabar pr t-shirt lekar aaye
aur kahe le ni chaiye tera ehsan chal uth or,
mere dosti wapas kar............

good night

rat ko agar kisi ka msg mile to,
ye jarur sochna--
  aap kisi k liye itne important hain ki,
usne apni aankhen band karne se pehale,
apko yad karna pasand kiya...
gudiiiiiiiii night.............

love shayari

tujh ko apna bana lu,
tere har gum ko dil se laga lu,
.
mujhe karni aate ni chori warna,
.
mere angel,
.
me tere aankhon se aansu chura lu...!!

phool gir sakta hai par khusbu ni,
chand doob sakta hai par tare ni,
khusiyan khatm ho sakti hai par gam ni,
apko duniya bhool sakti hai par hum ni.........

Akele aaye the akele he jana hai,
;
;
phir kyun log pyar kar k jeevan bhar sath chalane ki kasam khate hain..........

sad shayari

bahut "ehsan" hai,
teri un "nafraton" ka mujh par..!

ae dilbar....

tujh se mili "thokaro" ne mujhe,
sambhalna sikha diya.........

funny shayari

Girl : kal me tumhare liye rakhi laaye the,
tumane bandhwaye kyun ni...

Classic ans :
Boy: agar kal me tere liye mangalsutra lau to pehan legi,
bat karti hai............

funny shayari

quiz me final sawal pucha gya--
tum kisi bahut sundar ladki k andar,
sabse jada kya dekhna pasand karoge...?

award winning answer :
                    " MY BABY "

birthday wish

aaye hai subah wo roshani lekar,
jaise naye josh ki naye kiran chamake,
vishwas ki lau sada jalake rakhna,
degi andheron me rasta diya banke..
Happy birthday........

birthday wish

Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy B’day To You !!!

birthday shayari

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

aap jab samane se gujar jate hain,
arman dil ke ubhar jate hain,
dekh kar aapki pyari surat,
sahame huye phool bhi nikhar jate hain.........

jeevan me vippati aaye aaye,

to aappati mat keejiyega,

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kyunki,

;

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doodh fatane par wohi log,

udas hote hain jinhe,

paneer banana ni aata......

bina baat k tumhe ruthane ki aadat hai,
jaise apno ka sath na pane ki aadat hai,
tum khus raho mera kya hai,
mai to aaina hu mujhe tutane ki aadat hai....

ek sach :
kisi par us had tak bharosa karo ki,
apko dhoka dene me use khud sharam aaye,
&
us had tak kisi ki care karo ki,
wo khud apko khone se darne lage........

nashe me neend tut jati hai ,
ishq me dil tut jata hai,
na jane kya rishta hai dono me,
nasha tute to ishq yaad aata hai,
or dil tute to nasha yaad aata hai........

jab koi itna khas ban jaye ki,
uske bare me sochna ehsas ban jaye,
to mang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar k liye,
isse pehale ki uski maa kisi aur ki sas ban jaye........

Kala husband apni biwi se bola,
main jaisa bhi hu baisa hu lekin,
mujhe bachcha achcha chaiye,
biwi boli,dekho g,
choice is yours,
achcha chaiye ya apna chaiye.......

Incredible word :-
Ek roti koi ni de saka us masoom ko,
lekin,
wo tasveer lakho me bik gaye,
jisme roti k bagair wo bachcha,
udas baitha tha.......

The Best Attractive Lines About True Love:
jo dil k aaine me ho,
wo hi pyar k kabil hai,
warna,
deewar ke kabil to,
har tasveer hoti hai....